Tommy Cooper about Age : A woman tells her doctor 'I've got a ba

A woman tells her doctor 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says 'It's old age.' The woman says 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'

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Quotes By Tommy Cooper

Marriage

Well my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of...
Car

So I was getting into my car and this bloke says to me 'Can you give me a...

Quotes About Age

Larry Flynt

The two most misused words in the entire English vocabulary are love and...
Steve Irwin

The first crocodile I ever caught was at nine years of age and it was a...
Anne Tyler

Time in general has always been a central obsession of mine - what it does...
Brigham Young

Any young man who is unmarried at the age of twenty one is a menace to the...

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