Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
It's true hard work never killed anybody but I figure why take the chance?
Trust but verify.
No matter what time it is wake me even if it's in the middle of a Cabinet...
We should measure welfare's success by how many people leave welfare not by...
Although my seat is a contest between Labour and the Lib Dems it could well...
People create jobs not the government.
We in the Labour party know better than most that opposition is the easy...
I think most people believe success in government is how many fewer people...
I think there's nothing better than laughing in life so that's nice to be thought of as someone who can make someone laugh. It's 'cause I think life is hard. You know my dad was a really silly man. A great Irish silly man. And that's fine.
