Do you want me to apologize after every joke? If it doesn't offend somebody it's probably not a joke. It's probably an observation that's not funny. It's gotta offend somebody somewhere.
When I see a good singer I get teary-eyed. Part of it is jealousy because...
Athletes tend to have less of a sense of humor than most people. They are...
Humor that is edgy is never squeaky clean.
I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like and it doesn't go...
The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic...
But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean of course there are...
It is funny because the guy who is my boss now Howard Stern has a...
I have a funny family but none of them are remotely in show business.
It's not like I'm this glamour diva who hands everything over and I just sit on my throne at home.
