I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny.
To my knowledge I was the first guy really to do what I do. And then later...
Political correctness? In my humor I never talk about politics. I was never...
Some people say funny things but I say things funny.
Funny is funny.
The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic...
But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean of course there are...
It is funny because the guy who is my boss now Howard Stern has a...
I have a funny family but none of them are remotely in show business.
Cursed is the man who dies but the evil done by him survives.
