I listen like mad to any conversation taking place next to me just trying to hear why this is funny. Women's restrooms are especially great. I wash my hands twice waiting for people to come in and start talking.
If it is your time love will track you down like a cruise missile.
My goal on my bucket list is to write a romantic comedy movie.
It's one thing to have a relationship to lay your hands on it and another...
The library was open for one hour after school let out. I hid there looking...
The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic...
But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean of course there are...
It is funny because the guy who is my boss now Howard Stern has a...
I have a funny family but none of them are remotely in show business.
America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.
