I'm not funny. People assume that because my books are funny I'll be funny in real life. It's the inevitable disappointment of meeting me.
We've made science experiments of ourselves and our children.
I'm interested in the kind of religion that makes life harder. I'm not so...
Just about every children's book in my local bookstore has an animal for its...
We say no to lots of things that would please us. I would like to punch...
The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic...
But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean of course there are...
It is funny because the guy who is my boss now Howard Stern has a...
I have a funny family but none of them are remotely in show business.
I hope to stay on 'Glee ' I hope to still be a 'Housewife' and I hope to do 'The New Normal.' I just want to do it all! Why not? I'm only going to be young for a little while longer.
