Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave.
Men get laid but women get screwed.
The formula for achieving a successful relationship is simple: you should...
My mother protected me from the world and my father threatened me with it.
There are three reasons for becoming a writer: the first is that you need the...
The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic...
But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean of course there are...
It is funny because the guy who is my boss now Howard Stern has a...
I have a funny family but none of them are remotely in show business.
The point is that I don't design stuff for myself. I'm a toolmaker. I design things that other people want to use.