It is not funny that anything else should fall down only that a man should fall down. Why do we laugh? Because it is a gravely religious matter: it is the Fall of Man. Only man can be absurd: for only man can be dignified.
The only defensible war is a war of defense.
A man who says that no patriot should attack the war until it is over... is...
In matters of truth the fact that you don't want to publish something is...
The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land it is at last...
The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic...
But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean of course there are...
It is funny because the guy who is my boss now Howard Stern has a...
I have a funny family but none of them are remotely in show business.
If someday they say of me that in my work I have contributed something to the welfare and happiness of my fellow man I shall be satisfied.