I don't mean to be funny.
A lot of guys go 'Hey Yog say a Yogi-ism.' I tell 'em 'I don't know any.'...
How can you think and hit at the same time?
You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.
Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic...
But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean of course there are...
It is funny because the guy who is my boss now Howard Stern has a...
I have a funny family but none of them are remotely in show business.
Who hears me who understands me becomes mine a possession for all time.
