But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know.
People say you have to work on your resentments. Yeah no I'm gonna hang...
I try to be known more for my work than for anything else.
I think what drove me insane for a long time is feeling like I hadn't earned...
When friends asked me Can we help? I'd say Not unless you can alter time...
The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic...
But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean of course there are...
It is funny because the guy who is my boss now Howard Stern has a...
I have a funny family but none of them are remotely in show business.
The great act of faith is when a man decides he is not God.