I would talk in iambic pentameter if it were easier.
A teacher is a person who never says anything once.
The secrets of success are a good wife and a steady job. My wife told me.
Nothing in the universe can travel at the speed of light they say forgetful...
I've never read a political poem that's accomplished anything. Poetry makes...
The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic...
But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean of course there are...
It is funny because the guy who is my boss now Howard Stern has a...
I have a funny family but none of them are remotely in show business.
I don't believe in the after life although I am bringing a change of underwear.
