I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag so that I have somewhere to put my savings.
I'm thankful for Sarah Palin's vice presidential bid which taught us that...
I'm thankful that my memory is good because my vision is going.
I don't need a holiday or a feast to feel grateful for my children the sun...
My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and...
The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic...
But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean of course there are...
It is funny because the guy who is my boss now Howard Stern has a...
I have a funny family but none of them are remotely in show business.
You can hate me. You can go out there and say anything you want about me But you will love me later because I told you the truth.
