Never put a sock in a toaster.
I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.
There was no religion in my life growing up. Did God invent us or did we...
I try to just talk about human stories and what I think about religion or...
Religion and philosophy philosophy and religion - they're two words which...
The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic...
But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean of course there are...
It is funny because the guy who is my boss now Howard Stern has a...
I have a funny family but none of them are remotely in show business.
In the last analysis the individual person is responsible for living his own life and for 'finding himself.' If he persists in shifting his responsibility to somebody else he fails to find out the meaning of his own existence.
