Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not...
I can't afford to die I'd lose too much money.
Don't stay in bed unless you can make money in bed.
Happiness? A good cigar a good meal a good cigar and a good woman - or a...
The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic...
But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean of course there are...
It is funny because the guy who is my boss now Howard Stern has a...
I have a funny family but none of them are remotely in show business.
Friendship is a sheltering tree.
