Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari sometimes want a pickup truck...
Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words 'large' or 'size'...
I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.
I was gone so much in my first marriage. I love the moments when I engage...
The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic...
But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean of course there are...
It is funny because the guy who is my boss now Howard Stern has a...
I have a funny family but none of them are remotely in show business.
You can't have it both ways. You can't tell me that you're taxed enough already and that you want constitutional government and then in the next breath say 'Bring me home some bacon.' The pig has been picked clean.
