I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.
The harder I work the luckier I get.
Don't worry about the war. It's all over but the shooting.
I want everyone to tell me the truth even if it costs him his job.
I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth...
The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic...
But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean of course there are...
It is funny because the guy who is my boss now Howard Stern has a...
I have a funny family but none of them are remotely in show business.
I just wanna thank all those amazing Internet bloggers out there that hate me day-to-day. I love you! You rock!
