I failed to make the chess team because of my height.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it...
Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any...
I am thankful for laughter except when milk comes out of my nose.
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic...
But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean of course there are...
It is funny because the guy who is my boss now Howard Stern has a...
I have a funny family but none of them are remotely in show business.
I'm ashamed to say this but I watched every episode of 'Starsky and Hutch' as a kid. I loved that show but now I think it's stupid - they'd have a car chase for no reason then Paul Michael Glaser would shoot the car and it would blow up.
