How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.
Women: You can't live with them and you can't get them to dress up in a...
He taught me never to smile which helps me when I visit disaster sites.
When I wake up in the morning I just can't get started until I've had that...
Some mornings it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.
The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic...
But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean of course there are...
It is funny because the guy who is my boss now Howard Stern has a...
I have a funny family but none of them are remotely in show business.
I am interested in computers and technology and art photography and design.
