Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.
If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars just intense negotiations every...
Spring is nature's way of saying 'Let's party!'
If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic...
But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean of course there are...
It is funny because the guy who is my boss now Howard Stern has a...
I have a funny family but none of them are remotely in show business.
Who can't relate to the idea of leaving one chapter behind and moving on to the next?
