I distrust camels and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
You only live once - but if you work it right once is enough.
I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that I won't play.
The way taxes are you might as well marry for love.
I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet so he gave me pep...
The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic...
But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean of course there are...
It is funny because the guy who is my boss now Howard Stern has a...
I have a funny family but none of them are remotely in show business.
Time is the substance from which I am made. Time is a river which carries me along but I am the river it is a tiger that devours me but I am the tiger it is a fire that consumes me but I am the fire.
