A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.
When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work ask him: 'Whose?'
Poetry is what Milton saw when he went blind.
Writing a book of poetry is like dropping a rose petal down the Grand Canyon...
Publishing a volume of verse is like dropping a rose petal down the Grand...
The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic...
But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean of course there are...
It is funny because the guy who is my boss now Howard Stern has a...
I have a funny family but none of them are remotely in show business.
Make sure you never never argue at night. You just lose a good night's sleep and you can't settle anything until morning anyway.
