All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.
Women should be obscene and not heard.
In Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.
The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic...
But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean of course there are...
It is funny because the guy who is my boss now Howard Stern has a...
I have a funny family but none of them are remotely in show business.
Home is any four walls that enclose the right person.
