Rodney Dangerfield about Funny : I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.

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Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield

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I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she...
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Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask. Each...
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I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my...
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I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.

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Joey Lauren Adams

The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic...
Wanda Sykes

But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean of course there are...
Artie Lange

It is funny because the guy who is my boss now Howard Stern has a...
Wanda Sykes

I have a funny family but none of them are remotely in show business.

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I tell my environmental friends that they have won. Every issue we look at from an energy perspective is now also looked at from an environmental perspective.

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