I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
Women should be obscene and not heard.
In Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.
The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic...
But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean of course there are...
It is funny because the guy who is my boss now Howard Stern has a...
I have a funny family but none of them are remotely in show business.
Everybody talks about wanting to change things and help and fix but ultimately all you can do is fix yourself. And that's a lot. Because if you can fix yourself it has a ripple effect.
