My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.
We have always found the Irish a bit odd. They refuse to be English.
War is mainly a catalogue of blunders.
When you are winning a war almost everything that happens can be claimed to...
A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails and then asks you...
The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic...
But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean of course there are...
It is funny because the guy who is my boss now Howard Stern has a...
I have a funny family but none of them are remotely in show business.
Heads know that failing to invest in good nutritious food is a false economy and parents won't tolerate reconstituted turkey being put back on the menu.
