Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours.
It's true hard work never killed anybody but I figure why take the chance?
Trust but verify.
No matter what time it is wake me even if it's in the middle of a Cabinet...
We should measure welfare's success by how many people leave welfare not by...
The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic...
But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean of course there are...
It is funny because the guy who is my boss now Howard Stern has a...
I have a funny family but none of them are remotely in show business.
Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.
