Mitch Hedberg about Dating : I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.

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Quotes By Mitch Hedberg

Work

If my kid couldn't draw I'd make sure that my kitchen magnets didn't work.
Time

Y'know you can't please all the people all the time... and last night all...
Time

Every time I go and shave I assume there's someone else on the planet...
Morning

I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning...

Quotes About Dating

Davidson Black

The Peking man was a thinking being standing erect dating to the beginning...
Jules Asner

I'm a bad dater - I'm just not good at it. It's so weird dating in this town....
Judith Krantz

I got that experience through dating dozens of men for six years after...
Torrie Wilson

I was dating a guy that was a huge wrestling fan and I'm embarrassed to say...

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Juliette Binoche Sad

I've never thought of my characters as being sad. On the contrary they are full of life. They didn't choose tragedy. Tragedy chose them.

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