If I studied all my life I couldn't think up half the number of funny things...
Everything is funny as long as it's happening to somebody else.
I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with...
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places...
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.
Don't gamble take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till...
So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town...
Good judgment comes from experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the...
The charm of fishing is that it is the pursuit of what is elusive but attainable a perpetual series of occasions for hope.
