I took an acting class. After the first day the teacher quit so they said...
My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten...
Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you.
I don't think I was funny until college. I lived with some Harvard MD/PhD...
I think there have always been funny women from Carol Burnett to Joan...
If a tie is like kissing your sister losing is like kissing you grandmother with her teeth out.
