I took an acting class. After the first day the teacher quit so they said...
My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten...
Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you.
I don't think I was funny until college. I lived with some Harvard MD/PhD...
I think there have always been funny women from Carol Burnett to Joan...
I'm proof against that word failure. I've seen behind it. The only failure a man ought to fear is failure of cleaving to the purpose he sees to be best.
