I took an acting class. After the first day the teacher quit so they said...
My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten...
Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you.
I don't think I was funny until college. I lived with some Harvard MD/PhD...
I think there have always been funny women from Carol Burnett to Joan...
Sure I have friends plenty of friends and they all come around wantin' to borrow money. I've always been generous with my friends and family with money but selfish with the important stuff like love.
