You get somebody to crack a smile that's a beautiful thing.
Stand-up don't get no respect - it's the hardest thing to do in show...
My sense of humor is a turkey and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in...
I deal with my sons like young men. If they have a problem with something...
I have snakes three sharks moray eels piranhas five scorpions and a bird...
We used to root for the Indians against the cavalry because we didn't think it was fair in the history books that when the cavalry won it was a great victory and when the Indians won it was a massacre.
