Well my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of...
So I was getting into my car and this bloke says to me 'Can you give me a...
A woman tells her doctor 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says 'It's old...
I used to wear a lot of red lipstick and when I got a pimple I'd cover it up with eyeliner to turn it into a beauty mark.
