Political satire became obsolete when they awarded Henry Kissinger the Nobel...
Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh.
My last public performance for money was in 1967. For free it was 1972 with...
When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.
It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age he had been dead for...
No man is so foolish but he may sometimes give another good counsel and no man so wise that he may not easily err if he takes no other counsel than his own. He that is taught only by himself has a fool for a master.
