Political satire became obsolete when they awarded Henry Kissinger the Nobel...
Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh.
My last public performance for money was in 1967. For free it was 1972 with...
When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.
It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age he had been dead for...
I don't believe in writing at night because it comes too easily. When I read it in the morning it's not good. I need daylight to begin. Between nine and ten o'clock I have a long breakfast with reading and music.