I have to keep reminding myself that I am their mother. Sometimes we are...
Being a mother is hard and it wasn't a subject I ever studied.
College atheletes used to get a degree in bringing your pencil.
I'm a misplaced American but don't know where I was misplaced.
I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer the beer stronger the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.
