Women complain about PMS but I think of it as the only time of the month...
The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.
I know how to do anything I'm a mom.
A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So first you gotta get rid of all the stuff...
Take this marriage thing seriously - it has to last all the way to the divorce.
My hope is that gays will be running the world because then there would be...
I figure that if the children are alive when I get home I've done my job.
As a housewife I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets...
Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time?...
Yeah but there's nobody who represents romance to me like Cary Grant.