With women I've got a long bamboo pole with a leather loop on the end. I...
I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money.
The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to...
I considered becoming a priest very seriously. I wanted to travel the world. By the time I turned 16 I realized I was only in it for selfish reasons. And more importantly I didn't want to sacrifice the ladies!
