You only live once - but if you work it right once is enough.
I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that I won't play.
The way taxes are you might as well marry for love.
I distrust camels and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet so he gave me pep...
There's really no point in having children if you're not going to be home enough to father them.
