I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis and I said...
I went to the store and bought lady fingers when I got home I noticed one of...
It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.
I recorded my hair this morning tonight I'm watching the highlights.
My father would take me to the playground and put me on mood swings.
My girlfriend bought me a down jacket she said it fit my personality.
I wanted to take up music so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told...
I have two ideas for novels at the moment neither of them all that conventional but I'm not ready to choose between them yet let alone settle down to the process of writing.