You take somebody that cries their goddam eyes out over phoney stuff in the...
Goddam money. It always ends up making you blue as hell.
I was about half in love with her by the time we sat down. That's the thing...
I am a kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me...
I'm sick of just liking people. I wish to God I could meet somebody I could...
It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and...
I'm sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.
The first time probably people really were aware of me I unfortunately had the title of Showtime's Funniest Person in America. And that's a really tough title to travel around with when you're not even known.
