To my knowledge I was the first guy really to do what I do. And then later...
Political correctness? In my humor I never talk about politics. I was never...
Some people say funny things but I say things funny.
I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I...
Funny is funny.
Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?
Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance but nobody...
You know what's funny to me? Attitude.
You can't study comedy it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an...
When you stand alone and sell yourself you can't please everyone. But when...
If you're a woman and a guy's ever said anything romantic to you he just left off the second part that would have made you sick if you could have heard it.
